Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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