I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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