My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like death gave me a hand job
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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