Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
accomplished twins. life is a go
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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