I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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