she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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