I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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