Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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