it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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