i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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