dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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