The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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