can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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