I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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