I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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