just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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