clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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