what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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