My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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