Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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