I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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