Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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