glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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