You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
