i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your penis caused this!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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