I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I could fuck to npr.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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