I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Are we still banned from the library?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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