I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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