Yo dont text me then not text me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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