but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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