Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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