Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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