Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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