yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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