i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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