nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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