Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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