who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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