do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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