he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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