Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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