if you like me you must not know who I am
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I would ride that face into the sunset
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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