margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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