there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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