My balls are so social today.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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