Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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