That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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