Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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