Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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