its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Randomize
