i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
